Kris Aquino Overexposed

live@usa.ph - Episode XXXII - Part 3

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Kristoffer: Thanks for all the hard work you do, but for the love of all that is good in the world, please change the intro music. It sounds like promo music in a shopping mall. Or something straight from the 80’s. It actually reminds me of 680 Home Appliances along EDSA for some reason.

52 Responses to “Kris Aquino Overexposed”

  1. Edwin and Cherry Says:

    We hate Kris Aquino’s laugh! She sounds like hyena..

  2. Mishi Says:

    Ooh another one. Didn’t get to listen to part 2 yet though.

  3. Obet Says:

    I’ll work on an intro song to you guys. I already have a concept.

  4. juned Says:

    At least Kris is not singing. I remember this line in one of those Imeldita shows, what Imeldita said to Santa Tita:

    Imelda: Ako, at least I gave the Philippines what is the true, the good and the beautiful. Cultural Center of the Philippines, Folk Arts Theatre, Cecile Licad… and what did you give during your term Fido Dida!

  5. Manong Guard Says:

    Kris Aquino sucks but I think I’d still do her. Hehehe.

  6. Manong Guard Says:

    Would need to save up for antibiotics though.

  7. Obet Says:

    Speaking of Aquino, KFX would you do Marlou Aquino?

  8. E.J. Says:

    I once got a forwarded SMS that goes, “Cory Aquino’s gravest sin: Can you ever forgive her for having Kris?”

  9. jhamie Says:

    I’m saving enough money to have her assasinated. :p

  10. E.J. Says:

    We’ll have to admit, Kris Aquino sells very well (so does smut/porn). Kris & Sharon are incomparable.

    That funny-looking Hang Ten model is another story. My sister can’t pass a Hang Ten billboard without gagging/retching.

    Will deliver some material soon. Working on it.

  11. Mishi Says:

    EJ: I just hate how you put Kris in the same line as Sharon XP

  12. Remcyl Says:

    This would definitely be one of my faves. I love Kris Aquino (the same way as every gay guy loves her…harhar!). But I’d have to say, with her being born rich, she doesnt need white cat (talk about a low-budgeted commercial and a horrible brand name, its not like the detergent’s for a cat or anything), chunky corn beef (i would never be caught pretending the color of my tv screen is way too bright), san mig (it’s not like she has a to-die-for body to be san mig’s next girl), bench (is this the kind of Kris we want to see? in her undergarments?), and lastly, pantene (my message to kris, don’t instantly believe people when they tell you that you look 20 something). Harharhar, so much for loving Kris right?! Dont get me wrong, I do love her, just a little control on your endorsements.

    About KFX doing Kris, i think that would be the porn i’d pay to watch. (-evil laugh-) hehehe, anyway…

    Another comment, I’ve noticed that the episodes are becoming shorter. I would love a long quality show. Its better than cutting them hehe.

    Love you guys…(im almost finished in making my first podcast…post production is SOOOOO hard!)

  13. E.J. Says:

    Mabuhay ang hacienda Luisita! ;)

    Mishi: Same line, but like I said, they are incomparable. Sharon’s image and endorsements sell/sold okay, but not as well as smut, if you get my drift.

  14. Mishi Says:

    EJ: still… I just don’t like seeing the MegaStar’s name next to Kris, niyaahahaha! XP

  15. Manong Guard Says:

    EJ,

    If you can find time, please take pics of those billboards I mentioned. Thanks.

    Jay

  16. E.J. Says:

    You read my mind.

  17. Prof. Umbridge Says:

    Kris Aquino plans to run for Senate (maybe even for President) in the next elections. And, she WILL win. What can you say about this, MG?

  18. Remcyl Says:

    Obet can you make an intro for me too? hehehe I’ll give you proper credit… :)

  19. Obet Says:

    Romy, let me finish the live intro/promo and some things for Christian @ FilipinoPodcasts.com. In order to make a good promo, I need to know what the show is about 1st.

  20. ambientrider Says:

    i actually saw her a long time ago at the luisita bldg. in makati… when she was still in h.s. (with big eye glasses) hey, rickey how are you? write me. we went to rep together… with koy and dean and carla and ditto…

  21. Remcyl Says:

    romy were you referring to me? :-) hekhekhek. “In order to make a good promo, I need to know what the show is about 1st.” well, if you were, my show’s about anything, kinda like oprah. But if you weren’t referring to me, its ok LOL

  22. Remcyl Says:

    mali obet pla…obet were u referring to me…hehehe LOL

  23. ALLAN Says:

    I luv those billboards of kris especially the Bench Body where she looks sweaty & wet, coz i think that’s wat she wud luk lyk f ever i do her! (pls post that pic here if u have).Hate all her blah blahs but i admit she has a very strong sex appeal. wel f u guys hate kris y dont u just send her 2 me & i’ll make her do porn stuff w/ me. I really luv 2 smell her sweaty body & eat her & pump her all night long.

  24. Christian Marlo Says:

    Only 33 subscribers? Why? I noticed that you and PI show are the only Filipino podcasts that show the actual # of listeners.

  25. Christian Marlo Says:

    Does anyone know of any good Pinoy/non-Pinoy tech blogs? I’m thinking of starting one. Thanks

  26. Manong Guard Says:

    Rickey,

    I can’t seem to log-on to my Artichoke Site nor to my FTP site. Was going to upload episodes. Will try to email instead.

    Jay

  27. BOWIE Says:

    About Jhamie saving money to assasinate Kris..U know instead of doing it (sayang, she’s sexy p nman and have a nice tits) why don’t we just kidnap her, lock her in a room, tie her in bed and let’s do hardcore films with her! we can post it here and Boom! it will be the hottest and most viewed site for sure. imagine looking at Kris’ face while im dogging her. all those position changes, the sweats. Man i’ll tell ya, i’m gonna lick Kris’ whole body from head to toe, mash her big boobs and eat her nice smelling armpit all day.

  28. Christian Marlo Says:

    I started a tech blog/podcast. It cover tech and gadgets. Can some people please help me test the podcast feed? It’s http://feeds.feedburner.com/stupidr

    Site is StupidR.com - So you won’t be StupidR than the next guy. The podcast will be updated daily as I post the stories. Thanks

  29. Obet Says:

    Who posted the link to the scan of the Pinoy Podcasting article? I can’t find it. Was it EJ? It was the 2nd article that Live.usa.ph was left out like Christopher Reeves in a celebrity basketball game. Thanks

  30. E.J. Says:

    Obet,

    I posted this link here.

  31. JayDJ Says:

    I was wondering why Kris was selected to advertise Gateway Mall in Araneta Center when she also has ads for Market Market’s department store along with Boy Abunda. Aren’t those malls in competition ?

    Aside from Kris Aquino, Toni Gonzaga is also close to getting overexposed. I’m getting tired of listening/seeing these celebs almost everywhere - on TV, in the newspapers, on billboards etc…

    I wish she’d have a close encounter with a Kris-hater. She somehow has the impression that everybody loves her. She needs a verbal-bashing.

  32. chel Says:

    Well, this just in, Kris is also endorsing Oishi Prawn crackers. Just saw the commercial last night.

    And what do you think of Champ, endorsing nescafe as well. Solo.

  33. Rainier from Houston Says:

    First time post. Love the episodes… keep them coming please! I was on a plane for a few hours and was just laughing to myself. The people next to me probably thought I was crazy or something.

    Back on topic… probably chunky corned beef is probably the most appropriate for Kris. Talaga namang chunky, ‘di ba? heh heh.

    I just subscribed a few months ago… Who’s the other Rainier that Manong Guard and KFX were talking about in the last Podcast?

  34. tdata Says:

    wow i miss those Oishi Prawn crackers…and not the ones in the shiny foil wrapper… yung solo pack in plastic lang na tig-piso hehe..i can eat a dozen of those hehe

    With mga US stars alam ko dati nobody wanted to do ads or commercials locally for fear of over-exposure…which is the opposite in our culture

  35. chel Says:

    you might want to check this out as well: http://news.inq7.net/entertainment/index.php?index=1&story_id=70252

  36. kristina bernadeth Says:

    ur so maganda kya nga idol kita eh…………………love lots i love you

  37. Kris;s girl Says:

    i really love KRis aquino and i hate u guys! u envy her becoz she have money and u guys u dont have hahahahahahah

  38. Manong Guard Says:

    I will reply to this post just coz I have nothing better to do.

    Dear Kri’s girl,

    You know what, you’re right. She has tons a money and we don’t have any. I , on the other hand, envy her coz she got to experience taking anti-biotics for her STD. I mena, wow! I sure wish I could go on national TV and say… “I have some tulo.. gosh”.

    Anytime,

    MG

  39. Prof. Umbridge Says:

    Riot! hahahahaha…..

    Go MG!

  40. francis Says:

    I, my wife,our flatmates & officemates here in Kuwait adore Kris Aquino so much that we never fail to watch & keep in touch with all of her TV Shows at ABS-CBN’s “The Filipino Channel” otherwise known as TFC - i.e. Pilipinas, Game Ka Na Ba?, The Buzz & especially, Kapamilya, Deal or No Deal? Moreover, we are all agog with her each time she comes out in the big screen via such film forays in the super blockbuster “FENG SHUI” & IN THE MOST SUCCESSFUL FILIPINO FILM OF ALL-TIME, the RECORD-BREAKING “SUKOB”. Moreover, we never fail to muster enough money & inspiration to buy or patronize all the products she endorses ranging from Shoe Polish, Euro Tiles, Oishi,Cat Detergent Soap, San-San Cosmetics, Kissa Papaya Soap,Pantene Shampoo,Leonardo Bags, Dra. Vicki Belo Medical Group, Xando, Bench (Her Bench)Smart Communications, Gateway Mall, Market Market, Chunky Corned Beef, Purefoods, San Miguel Beer Pale Pilsen & the list goes on & on. So for our favorite showbiz dignitary, Ms. Kis Aquino, go girl, go, reach out further to your STAR ‘coz we’ll be right behind you through thick & thin, come hell & high waters in your quest for the same!Bravo Kris Aquino!

  41. shanalyn Says:

    kris is prangka talagang tao hind nya maitatago ang nais nyang sabhin ! ok lang

    ‘/+

  42. Kris;s girl Says:

    In my case i am not very very very rich but i have money,because i don’t live in the Philippines

  43. Obet Says:

    Way to get into the conversation….months later.

  44. Manong Guard Says:

    francis,

    You have every right to support Kris. I respect that. Thank you for respecting the fact that we do not think “Feng Shui” was a movie… more of a Chunkee corned beef prolonged ridiculous commercial.

    Kris Girl,

    You still here? Oh and throwing barbs at us indios who choose to stay in the homeland. Tsk… tsk…

  45. dazed Says:

    you could say whatever you want about kris but at the end of the day reality still hits you. kris paid a total of 20 million in taxes last year - which means she earned around 80 million? pretty hefty for someone who’s so maarte, pangit, di marunong umarte, wag ilagay ang name next to sharon cuneta. thanks to her detractors ;)

  46. Carol Dijkhuyzen Says:

    WE LOVE KRIS AQUINO!From,Europe

  47. pawix Says:

    to all kris’ detractors?!!!! -inggit lang kau sa kanya…better shut ur mouth off and leave her alone…!

  48. Lady_g75 Says:

    Hay! naku inggit lang ka u kay Kris noh! kasi naiinis ka u eh. hahahaha
    Alam nyo ang taong galit sa kanya dahil hindi nila kayang abutin ang narating ni Kris…

    Napakarami nyang tagahanga marami din ang ayaw sa kanya, kasi may kasabihan tayo “you cannot please everybody coz nobody’s perfect noh!”

  49. Manong Guard Says:

    Madami ding tanga sa mundo. Madaming isda sa dagat. Madaming balahibo sa kilikili. Pero wala naman atang kuneksyon yun, kaibigan. Kung gusto niyo si Kris e di good for you. Pero may karapatan din naman kaming sabihin ang opinyon namin.

    Mag-podcast na lang kayo tungkol kay Kris para okay.

  50. yaap Says:

    yak !!

    kris napaka subrang arti
    she’s 2much yak yak

    i hate kris hate hate hate her.

  51. aisha1968 Says:

    bat ba di na lang natin tingnan yung mabuti bat higit nating nakikita yung kamalian ng isang tao,at least she has the gutssssssssssss mga kafatid.kung maraming tanga sa mundo ur one of them kafatid

  52. Maria Says:

    Hey Manong Guard, we are in the same boat. i hate this maarte woman with STD. Magaling na ba ang kanyang contagious disease? Hindi naman iyan papatulan ng mga lalaking bobo kung hindi popular at may pera. maniwala ka diyan kay James na talagang gusto niya si STD. Gusto lang niyan na sumabit sa popularity ni bulok ang harap. Sutil ang babaeng yan kaya pinagpala ng abnoy na anak.

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