Kris Aquino Overexposed
live@usa.ph - Episode XXXII - Part 3

Kristoffer: Thanks for all the hard work you do, but for the love of all that is good in the world, please change the intro music. It sounds like promo music in a shopping mall. Or something straight from the 80’s. It actually reminds me of 680 Home Appliances along EDSA for some reason.
March 12th, 2006 at 7:57 am
We hate Kris Aquino’s laugh! She sounds like hyena..
March 12th, 2006 at 8:39 am
Ooh another one. Didn’t get to listen to part 2 yet though.
March 12th, 2006 at 2:55 pm
I’ll work on an intro song to you guys. I already have a concept.
March 12th, 2006 at 6:47 pm
At least Kris is not singing. I remember this line in one of those Imeldita shows, what Imeldita said to Santa Tita:
Imelda: Ako, at least I gave the Philippines what is the true, the good and the beautiful. Cultural Center of the Philippines, Folk Arts Theatre, Cecile Licad… and what did you give during your term Fido Dida!
March 12th, 2006 at 8:38 pm
Kris Aquino sucks but I think I’d still do her. Hehehe.
March 12th, 2006 at 8:39 pm
Would need to save up for antibiotics though.
March 13th, 2006 at 1:07 am
Speaking of Aquino, KFX would you do Marlou Aquino?
March 13th, 2006 at 1:23 am
I once got a forwarded SMS that goes, “Cory Aquino’s gravest sin: Can you ever forgive her for having Kris?”
March 13th, 2006 at 3:43 am
I’m saving enough money to have her assasinated. :p
March 13th, 2006 at 6:01 am
We’ll have to admit, Kris Aquino sells very well (so does smut/porn). Kris & Sharon are incomparable.
That funny-looking Hang Ten model is another story. My sister can’t pass a Hang Ten billboard without gagging/retching.
Will deliver some material soon. Working on it.
March 13th, 2006 at 6:44 am
EJ: I just hate how you put Kris in the same line as Sharon XP
March 13th, 2006 at 8:04 am
This would definitely be one of my faves. I love Kris Aquino (the same way as every gay guy loves her…harhar!). But I’d have to say, with her being born rich, she doesnt need white cat (talk about a low-budgeted commercial and a horrible brand name, its not like the detergent’s for a cat or anything), chunky corn beef (i would never be caught pretending the color of my tv screen is way too bright), san mig (it’s not like she has a to-die-for body to be san mig’s next girl), bench (is this the kind of Kris we want to see? in her undergarments?), and lastly, pantene (my message to kris, don’t instantly believe people when they tell you that you look 20 something). Harharhar, so much for loving Kris right?! Dont get me wrong, I do love her, just a little control on your endorsements.
About KFX doing Kris, i think that would be the porn i’d pay to watch. (-evil laugh-) hehehe, anyway…
Another comment, I’ve noticed that the episodes are becoming shorter. I would love a long quality show. Its better than cutting them hehe.
Love you guys…(im almost finished in making my first podcast…post production is SOOOOO hard!)
March 13th, 2006 at 10:57 am
Mabuhay ang hacienda Luisita!
Mishi: Same line, but like I said, they are incomparable. Sharon’s image and endorsements sell/sold okay, but not as well as smut, if you get my drift.
March 13th, 2006 at 12:40 pm
EJ: still… I just don’t like seeing the MegaStar’s name next to Kris, niyaahahaha! XP
March 13th, 2006 at 6:32 pm
EJ,
If you can find time, please take pics of those billboards I mentioned. Thanks.
Jay
March 13th, 2006 at 10:28 pm
You read my mind.
March 13th, 2006 at 10:59 pm
Kris Aquino plans to run for Senate (maybe even for President) in the next elections. And, she WILL win. What can you say about this, MG?
March 13th, 2006 at 11:18 pm
Obet can you make an intro for me too? hehehe I’ll give you proper credit…
March 14th, 2006 at 12:13 am
Romy, let me finish the live intro/promo and some things for Christian @ FilipinoPodcasts.com. In order to make a good promo, I need to know what the show is about 1st.
March 14th, 2006 at 1:55 am
i actually saw her a long time ago at the luisita bldg. in makati… when she was still in h.s. (with big eye glasses) hey, rickey how are you? write me. we went to rep together… with koy and dean and carla and ditto…
March 14th, 2006 at 9:49 pm
romy were you referring to me?
hekhekhek. “In order to make a good promo, I need to know what the show is about 1st.” well, if you were, my show’s about anything, kinda like oprah. But if you weren’t referring to me, its ok LOL
March 14th, 2006 at 10:00 pm
mali obet pla…obet were u referring to me…hehehe LOL
March 15th, 2006 at 1:24 pm
I luv those billboards of kris especially the Bench Body where she looks sweaty & wet, coz i think that’s wat she wud luk lyk f ever i do her! (pls post that pic here if u have).Hate all her blah blahs but i admit she has a very strong sex appeal. wel f u guys hate kris y dont u just send her 2 me & i’ll make her do porn stuff w/ me. I really luv 2 smell her sweaty body & eat her & pump her all night long.
March 15th, 2006 at 3:07 pm
Only 33 subscribers? Why? I noticed that you and PI show are the only Filipino podcasts that show the actual # of listeners.
March 15th, 2006 at 4:16 pm
Does anyone know of any good Pinoy/non-Pinoy tech blogs? I’m thinking of starting one. Thanks
March 16th, 2006 at 7:08 am
Rickey,
I can’t seem to log-on to my Artichoke Site nor to my FTP site. Was going to upload episodes. Will try to email instead.
Jay
March 16th, 2006 at 10:14 am
About Jhamie saving money to assasinate Kris..U know instead of doing it (sayang, she’s sexy p nman and have a nice tits) why don’t we just kidnap her, lock her in a room, tie her in bed and let’s do hardcore films with her! we can post it here and Boom! it will be the hottest and most viewed site for sure. imagine looking at Kris’ face while im dogging her. all those position changes, the sweats. Man i’ll tell ya, i’m gonna lick Kris’ whole body from head to toe, mash her big boobs and eat her nice smelling armpit all day.
March 16th, 2006 at 7:27 pm
I started a tech blog/podcast. It cover tech and gadgets. Can some people please help me test the podcast feed? It’s http://feeds.feedburner.com/stupidr
Site is StupidR.com - So you won’t be StupidR than the next guy. The podcast will be updated daily as I post the stories. Thanks
March 18th, 2006 at 1:41 am
Who posted the link to the scan of the Pinoy Podcasting article? I can’t find it. Was it EJ? It was the 2nd article that Live.usa.ph was left out like Christopher Reeves in a celebrity basketball game. Thanks
March 18th, 2006 at 2:16 am
Obet,
I posted this link here.
March 20th, 2006 at 2:56 am
I was wondering why Kris was selected to advertise Gateway Mall in Araneta Center when she also has ads for Market Market’s department store along with Boy Abunda. Aren’t those malls in competition ?
Aside from Kris Aquino, Toni Gonzaga is also close to getting overexposed. I’m getting tired of listening/seeing these celebs almost everywhere - on TV, in the newspapers, on billboards etc…
I wish she’d have a close encounter with a Kris-hater. She somehow has the impression that everybody loves her. She needs a verbal-bashing.
March 20th, 2006 at 4:46 pm
Well, this just in, Kris is also endorsing Oishi Prawn crackers. Just saw the commercial last night.
And what do you think of Champ, endorsing nescafe as well. Solo.
March 21st, 2006 at 10:33 pm
First time post. Love the episodes… keep them coming please! I was on a plane for a few hours and was just laughing to myself. The people next to me probably thought I was crazy or something.
Back on topic… probably chunky corned beef is probably the most appropriate for Kris. Talaga namang chunky, ‘di ba? heh heh.
I just subscribed a few months ago… Who’s the other Rainier that Manong Guard and KFX were talking about in the last Podcast?
March 22nd, 2006 at 4:04 pm
wow i miss those Oishi Prawn crackers…and not the ones in the shiny foil wrapper… yung solo pack in plastic lang na tig-piso hehe..i can eat a dozen of those hehe
With mga US stars alam ko dati nobody wanted to do ads or commercials locally for fear of over-exposure…which is the opposite in our culture
March 22nd, 2006 at 9:55 pm
you might want to check this out as well: http://news.inq7.net/entertainment/index.php?index=1&story_id=70252
November 18th, 2006 at 3:18 am
ur so maganda kya nga idol kita eh…………………love lots i love you
November 18th, 2006 at 2:59 pm
i really love KRis aquino and i hate u guys! u envy her becoz she have money and u guys u dont have hahahahahahah
November 19th, 2006 at 10:41 pm
I will reply to this post just coz I have nothing better to do.
Dear Kri’s girl,
You know what, you’re right. She has tons a money and we don’t have any. I , on the other hand, envy her coz she got to experience taking anti-biotics for her STD. I mena, wow! I sure wish I could go on national TV and say… “I have some tulo.. gosh”.
Anytime,
MG
November 21st, 2006 at 10:06 pm
Riot! hahahahaha…..
Go MG!
December 3rd, 2006 at 8:41 am
I, my wife,our flatmates & officemates here in Kuwait adore Kris Aquino so much that we never fail to watch & keep in touch with all of her TV Shows at ABS-CBN’s “The Filipino Channel” otherwise known as TFC - i.e. Pilipinas, Game Ka Na Ba?, The Buzz & especially, Kapamilya, Deal or No Deal? Moreover, we are all agog with her each time she comes out in the big screen via such film forays in the super blockbuster “FENG SHUI” & IN THE MOST SUCCESSFUL FILIPINO FILM OF ALL-TIME, the RECORD-BREAKING “SUKOB”. Moreover, we never fail to muster enough money & inspiration to buy or patronize all the products she endorses ranging from Shoe Polish, Euro Tiles, Oishi,Cat Detergent Soap, San-San Cosmetics, Kissa Papaya Soap,Pantene Shampoo,Leonardo Bags, Dra. Vicki Belo Medical Group, Xando, Bench (Her Bench)Smart Communications, Gateway Mall, Market Market, Chunky Corned Beef, Purefoods, San Miguel Beer Pale Pilsen & the list goes on & on. So for our favorite showbiz dignitary, Ms. Kis Aquino, go girl, go, reach out further to your STAR ‘coz we’ll be right behind you through thick & thin, come hell & high waters in your quest for the same!Bravo Kris Aquino!
December 6th, 2006 at 2:43 am
kris is prangka talagang tao hind nya maitatago ang nais nyang sabhin ! ok lang
‘/+
December 7th, 2006 at 6:11 pm
In my case i am not very very very rich but i have money,because i don’t live in the Philippines
December 8th, 2006 at 4:28 pm
Way to get into the conversation….months later.
December 23rd, 2006 at 9:00 am
francis,
You have every right to support Kris. I respect that. Thank you for respecting the fact that we do not think “Feng Shui” was a movie… more of a Chunkee corned beef prolonged ridiculous commercial.
Kris Girl,
You still here? Oh and throwing barbs at us indios who choose to stay in the homeland. Tsk… tsk…
December 26th, 2006 at 1:33 pm
you could say whatever you want about kris but at the end of the day reality still hits you. kris paid a total of 20 million in taxes last year - which means she earned around 80 million? pretty hefty for someone who’s so maarte, pangit, di marunong umarte, wag ilagay ang name next to sharon cuneta. thanks to her detractors
January 12th, 2007 at 10:17 am
WE LOVE KRIS AQUINO!From,Europe
February 18th, 2007 at 9:04 pm
to all kris’ detractors?!!!! -inggit lang kau sa kanya…better shut ur mouth off and leave her alone…!
February 18th, 2007 at 9:22 pm
Hay! naku inggit lang ka u kay Kris noh! kasi naiinis ka u eh. hahahaha
Alam nyo ang taong galit sa kanya dahil hindi nila kayang abutin ang narating ni Kris…
Napakarami nyang tagahanga marami din ang ayaw sa kanya, kasi may kasabihan tayo “you cannot please everybody coz nobody’s perfect noh!”
March 6th, 2007 at 7:29 pm
Madami ding tanga sa mundo. Madaming isda sa dagat. Madaming balahibo sa kilikili. Pero wala naman atang kuneksyon yun, kaibigan. Kung gusto niyo si Kris e di good for you. Pero may karapatan din naman kaming sabihin ang opinyon namin.
Mag-podcast na lang kayo tungkol kay Kris para okay.
August 23rd, 2007 at 5:33 am
yak !!
kris napaka subrang arti
she’s 2much yak yak
i hate kris hate hate hate her.
August 25th, 2007 at 2:20 pm
bat ba di na lang natin tingnan yung mabuti bat higit nating nakikita yung kamalian ng isang tao,at least she has the gutssssssssssss mga kafatid.kung maraming tanga sa mundo ur one of them kafatid
October 16th, 2007 at 12:24 pm
Hey Manong Guard, we are in the same boat. i hate this maarte woman with STD. Magaling na ba ang kanyang contagious disease? Hindi naman iyan papatulan ng mga lalaking bobo kung hindi popular at may pera. maniwala ka diyan kay James na talagang gusto niya si STD. Gusto lang niyan na sumabit sa popularity ni bulok ang harap. Sutil ang babaeng yan kaya pinagpala ng abnoy na anak.