Philippine Exotic Beauties, Kid Flash X’s Brands

live@usa.ph - Episode XXI - part 2

Yasmien
Photo from iGMA TV How Bizaare!

Synopsis:

  • Unproudly Filipino: Philippine Exotic Beauties
  • Kid’s Flash Topic: Ariel, Dove

Duration: 26 minutes

36 Responses to “Philippine Exotic Beauties, Kid Flash X’s Brands”

  1. Mishi Says:

    First post! Haha!

    Will listen to it at work later this afternoon XP

  2. Kid Flash X Says:

    MG: I have an ongoing boycott of Jaya (please see Pinoy Rickey blog). I want nothing to do with her. Please remove picture. Or erase face.

  3. Obet Says:

    I will listen to this on the way to work tom. Jaya looks pretty in that photo. She looks skinny. Her mom still looks like a whore tho….

  4. Manong Guard Says:

    Grr… Fine!

  5. Anne Says:

    Okay, okay… comment… and I may sound like the biggest snob here. I think one reason why it’s the “exotic” ones that foreigners end up with is because the women will do ANYTHING for the guy. Cook, clean, kulang na lang bathe him. Parang katulong tuloy labas noh? The thing is, sad to say, I feel that the foreigners are being fooled. Everyone wants a chance to leave the Phils. And the ticket is to marry someone with a foreign nationality. So who’s really getting used here…?

  6. Anne Says:

    Dagdag lang… Basically, I think American women are so independent that most of them really wouldn’t be the typical wife we have there in Manila. I think that’s why American men are attracted to “exotic” women kasi nga they will bend their backs as far back as they want them to. Again, just so they can have the chance to leave Manila and have a better future. It may not be really about the looks. Although I have noticed that majority are “exotic beauties”. Maybe it has something to do with knowing that you are not as attractive as the others so you gotta work it in some other ways…

  7. Anne Says:

    I love the Dove shampoo and conditioner! Smells so good everytime I flip my hair! ;)

  8. Anne Says:

    Rickey, how come you lost loyalty for Sony?

  9. Obet Says:

    Exotic can be broken down like this:
    1) Dark poor ugly whores like those chicks in Robinsons Ermita
    2) Half white poor whores in Pampanga
    3) Dark rich chicks like Wilma Doesnt (who used to be poor)
    4) Half white rich chicks like Francine Prieto (real name Anne Marie Falcon w/ a size 12 show who has a bitchy mother)

    One of my fav “exotics” is http://www.yasmeen-ghauri.com/

    Why do white guys like “exotics”? It’s a race thing. The white guy dominating the little indio.

    Who’s more exotic - Manong Guard or Isko Moreno

  10. Prof. Umbridge Says:

    Oh man! I failed to see the Jaya pic. I haven’t listened to this latest one, yet. I was starstrucked with Yasmien’s pic. Joke! hehehe….

  11. sylver Says:

    hahaah, natawa ako dun sa unproudly filipino. Try goin to the malls and u can see a lot of foreigners with “exotic woman”. I asked some of my friends about why foreigners go out with exotic woman and all they can is “siguro magaling yan”…teheheheh

  12. james Says:

    o my. manongguard totally went there.

  13. diong Says:

    *yawn* Laundry detergent? Bath Soap??? Ummm… can you guys talk about porn again? Hahaha J/k

    I have to disagree on how “exotic woman” is being portrayed on the comment… Is this not exotic? Want more… a whole bunch of exotics here?

  14. Obet Says:

    An exotic woman is basically non-white. You never hear of an white exotic woman. Here’s an exotic that white dudes typically go for…..

    http://www.putanginamo.com/rateme/displayimage.php?album=1&pos=5

    ……same goes for food. Exotic food is anything that isn’t a burger and fries

  15. Mishi Says:

    I thought all pinays are exotics… no? Unless they look white. I didn’t know that there’s a negative connotation to the word “exotic.”

  16. ManongGuard Says:

    Mishi,

    You can thank the show for making “exotic” a bad word. Hehehe. Seriously though, there is such a thing in literature called “Exoticism” which refers to the creation of novelty in a literary piece simply by discussing situations, people, places, things that are considered exotic. To be more specific, there is a movement of “Orientalist” literature which supposedly sells only due to the fact that it discusses foreign (Asian) predicaments and not due to the merit of the written work.

    Jay

  17. Mishi Says:

    Hmmmm. I suppose I’m being naive about it. So it’s basically superficial. I’ve always associated the word “exotic” with something more than just appearances.

  18. ManongGuard Says:

    The way it’s used here is superficialy. A euphemism pa nga. For blacks they call this Jungle Fever. That’s why I don’t think Obet’s link leads to an “Exotic Beauty”. Hay… it’s hard to explain and still be PC.

  19. ManongGuard Says:

    Okay… to clarify:

    Obet’s Yasmeen link is NOT EXOTIC BEAUTY
    Obet’s Rate Me link is SEMI EXOTIC BEAUTY
    Yasmien Kurdi is EXOTIC BEAUTY only to me
    MAHAL and ELIZABETH RAMSEY are EXOTIC BEAUTIES

  20. Mishi Says:

    Mahal and Elizabeth Ramsey are exotic beauties? Not in my vocabulary. Huh. I’m a bit confused now but that’s nothing new. Oh nevermind. I’ll stick to my definition of exotic XP

  21. ManongGuard Says:

    Fine, I’ll spell it out then:

    “EXOTIC BEAUTIES” = Yayaesque, Indayish, and Insiang

  22. Mishi Says:

    I don’t get it. Why would it mean like those words? This isn’t something new, is it? When did this type of meaning for the word exotic surfaced?

  23. ManongGuard Says:

    Obet, I’m sure you get it… please explain to Mishi how evil we are and what I mean by “Exotic”.

  24. Mishi Says:

    I just can’t imagine the word exotic having the definition that you’re saying. It’s weird. You’re weird. Everybody’s weird. I’m the only one sane! I’m hitting the sack.

    Yes Obet, titser.

  25. Anne Says:

    Mishi,

    MG is being sarcastic ofcourse when he uses the term “exotic”.

  26. Obet Says:

    Mishi,

    5 words…..

    Dark, short, ugly, poor, and easy.

  27. balbonics Says:

    Oh no, how poor are we talking here? I might be borderline exotic. :O

    Is this episode karma for bashing Bobby Flay? Sorry na. Hu hu hu.

  28. Manong Guard Says:

    Anyone who bashes Bobby Flay gets good karma, apparently.

  29. Kid Flash X Says:

    Borderline exotic - bwahaha!

  30. james Says:

    so i’m only 4/5 exotic coz i’m pogi?
    (ano daw!)

  31. diong Says:

    Dark… *check*
    Short… *check*
    Ugly… *check*
    Poor… *check*
    Easy… *check*

    Damn I’m exotic… and it feels good :-)

  32. E.J. Says:

    pssst! pugi, pugi!

    :D

  33. David C Says:

    Manong Guard are you talking about chimay’s when you are talking about exotic beauties? Well if so, then I know where you are coming from. Those Olongappo girls. Its really definitely something unproudly filipino.

  34. Manong Guard Says:

    hi David C. Let’s just leave it at “exotic” hehehe.

  35. yasmienfan Says:

    only people without any good sense of beauty
    will think of exotic beauty as “tsimay”
    i hope you guyz don’t mean to compare yazmien to just any other face.

    YASMIEN KURDI IS INDEED VERY VEEEEEEERY BEAUTIFUL AND TRULY ONE OF A KIND FACE!

  36. Manong Guard Says:

    wow…. a yasmienfan late in the game… where are the kris and yasmien fans coming from?

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